I Dumped the Spinal Surgeon...

He Was Working My Last Nerve!

I'd Like to Date Cat Woman...

I'd Whisk 'er Off Her Feet!

I Got a Job at the Flower Shop...

And Quickly Rose to the Top!

I Tried to be a Surgeon...

But I Didn't Make the Cut!

When His Heart Attacked...

They Put it Under Cardiac Arrest!

I Tried to Kill the Writer...

So They Threw Me in the Pen!

I'd Used to be an Undertaker..

But I Didn't Dig It!

I Used to Date a Lingerie Model...

But She Gave Me the Slip!

This Site Got a Hundred Hits...

Now It's in a Coma!

I'd Like to Date My Secratary...

But I Don't Think I'm Her Type!

My Wife Left Me To Become a Nun...

I Won't Miss Her Bad Habits!

I Used to Date a Judge...

We Painted The Gown Red!

I Went Out With the Soccer Coach...

But I Didn't Let Him Score!

I Used to Date a Lawyer...

But He Always Got Defensive!

I Asked the Librarian to be my Valentine...

And She Got Quite Dewey Eyed!