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I Dumped the Spinal Surgeon...
I'd Like to Date Cat Woman...
I Got a Job at the Flower Shop...
I Tried to be a Surgeon...
When His Heart Attacked...
I Tried to Kill the Writer...
I'd Used to be an Undertaker..
I Used to Date a Lingerie Model...
This Site Got a Hundred Hits...
I'd Like to Date My Secratary...
My Wife Left Me To Become a Nun...
I Used to Date a Judge...
I Went Out With the Soccer Coach...
I Used to Date a Lawyer...
I Asked the Librarian to be my Valentine...
The Stock Broker Went Bald...
I Opened Up a Sushi Bar...
The Barber Lost Some Clients...
The Bakery Was Failing...
I Went Out With The Engineer...
I Got Hit On By a Hunter...
I Dated Every Queen in England...
I Used to Date a Bartender...
I'd Like to Be a Doctor...
I Asked Out a Tibetan Girl...
I Used to Date an Actor...
I'd Like to Start a Zoo...
I Broke Up With the Mathematician...
I'd Like to Take Up Smoking...
I Used to Date a Secret Agent...
I Used to Date a Jew...
I Used to Date a Meter Maid...
I'd Like to Know How Many People Visit This Site...
I Asked Out the Hunter...
I Was President of a Fruit Cannery...
I Used to Date a Scarecrow...
I Used to Date a Lion...
I Used to Date a Tinman...
I Used to Work in a Greenhouses...
I'd Like to Read Another Article About Swine Flu...
I Used to Date a Genie...
I Used to Date a Painter...
I Used to Date a Mule...
I Used to Date a Pirate...
I'm Good Friends With a Shark...
I Used to Date a Banker...
The chef was also a devout Christian...
I Used to Date a Potato Farmer...
I Used to Own Sheep...
I Used to be a Roofer...
I Used to be a Laundress...
They Made Me Take the Breathalyzer Test...
I Married The Plumber...
My Pregnant Wife Made Many Promises...
I Used to be Russian...
I Used to Be In Construction...
I Started to Date an Astronaut...
I Used to Date a Carpenter...
We Walked The Mutineers Off the Plank...
I Used to Date a Scientist...
I Used to Work In Italy...
I Used to Race Horses...
I Used to Date a Rabbi...
I Drank Beer at the Bowling Alley...
I'd Write a Witch a Letter...
I Used to Fly a Plane...
I Used to Date an Accountant...
We Dressed Up Like Cowboys...
I Used to Date a Mathematician...
My Therapist Might Be a Pirate...
I Used to Date a Magazine Editor...
I'd Love to be a Tennis Star...
I Used to Walk the Red Carpet...
I Had to Dump the Cobbler...
I Used to Date a Typist...
I Used to be Quite Frightened of Elevators...
I Used to Be a Lumberjack...
I Look Terrible In Glasses...
I Spent a Week in Turkey...
I Spent a Week in Georgia...
I Used to Be a Gardener...
I Used to Date a Land-lady,
I Used to Date a Cannibal...
I Used to be a Mountain Climber...
I Flunked Out of Flight School...
I Used to be a Paper Boy...
I Used to Date a Tailor...
I Used to Play Professional Squash...
I Used to be a Gymnast...
I used to be a Ballerina...
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Saturday 23 May 2009
I Dumped the Spinal Surgeon...
He Was Working My Last Nerve!
I'd Like to Date Cat Woman...
I'd Whisk 'er Off Her Feet!
I Got a Job at the Flower Shop...
And Quickly Rose to the Top!
I Tried to be a Surgeon...
But I Didn't Make the Cut!
When His Heart Attacked...
They Put it Under Cardiac Arrest!
Wednesday 20 May 2009
I Tried to Kill the Writer...
So They Threw Me in the Pen!
I'd Used to be an Undertaker..
But I Didn't Dig It!
I Used to Date a Lingerie Model...
But She Gave Me the Slip!
Tuesday 19 May 2009
This Site Got a Hundred Hits...
Now It's in a Coma!
I'd Like to Date My Secratary...
But I Don't Think I'm Her Type!
My Wife Left Me To Become a Nun...
I Won't Miss Her Bad Habits!
I Used to Date a Judge...
We Painted The Gown Red!
I Went Out With the Soccer Coach...
But I Didn't Let Him Score!
I Used to Date a Lawyer...
But He Always Got Defensive!
I Asked the Librarian to be my Valentine...
And She Got Quite Dewey Eyed!
The Stock Broker Went Bald...
He Blamed the Recession!
I Opened Up a Sushi Bar...
But the Business Quickly Floundered!
The Barber Lost Some Clients...
So He Had to Make Some Cuts!
The Bakery Was Failing...
But Now It's On a Roll!
I Went Out With The Engineer...
But There Wasn't Much of a Spark!
I Got Hit On By a Hunter...
But He Had No Game!
I Dated Every Queen in England...
scept 'er!
I Used to Date a Bartender...
But She Mixed With the Wrong Crowd!
I'd Like to Be a Doctor...
But I Haven't Got the Patients!
I Asked Out a Tibetan Girl...
But She Said She Was Occupied!
Saturday 16 May 2009
I Used to Date an Actor...
But I Thought He Lacked Direction!
Thursday 14 May 2009
I'd Like to Start a Zoo...
But I Need a Few Bucks!
I Broke Up With the Mathematician...
We Were Divided On Many Things!
I'd Like to Take Up Smoking...
But My Doc Says It's a Drag!
I Used to Date a Secret Agent...
We Shared Quite a Bond!
I Used to Date a Jew...
But He Torah 'part my Heart!
I Used to Date a Meter Maid...
She Had a Ticket or Leave It Attitude!
I'd Like to Know How Many People Visit This Site...
Free Counter
Wednesday 13 May 2009
I Asked Out the Hunter...
But He Shot Me Down!
I Was President of a Fruit Cannery...
But I Got Impeached!
I Used to Date a Scarecrow...
He Was an Expert in His Field!
I Used to Date a Lion...
When I Had Jungle Fever!
I Used to Date a Tinman...
But He Was Rusty in the Sack!
I Used to Work in a Greenhouses...
But I Couldn't Break Through the Glass Ceiling!
I'd Like to Read Another Article About Swine Flu...
But I Think It'd Be a Boar!
I Used to Date a Genie...
But She Was Really Bottled Up!
I Used to Date a Painter...
Until He Had His Brush With Fame!
I Used to Date a Mule...
But I Burdened Her Too Much!
I Used to Date a Pirate...
But We Arrrrrrgued All the Time!
I'm Good Friends With a Shark...
But He Says I'm Not His Favorite Chum!
I Used to Date a Banker...
But She Left Me All A-Loan!
The chef was also a devout Christian...
He Served God... On a Bed of Rice With a Glass of Merlot!
Tuesday 12 May 2009
I Used to Date a Potato Farmer...
But He Was Really Fried!
I Used to Own Sheep...
But It Didn't Behoove Me!
I Used to be a Roofer...
It Was the Shingle Worst Job I've Ever Had!
I Used to be a Laundress...
But It Really Washed Me Out!
They Made Me Take the Breathalyzer Test...
But I Blew It!
I Married The Plumber...
Because He Could Really Lay the Pipe!
My Pregnant Wife Made Many Promises...
But She Just Couldn't Deliver!
I Used to be Russian...
But Now I've Slowed Down!
I Used to Be In Construction...
But I'm All Finished Now!
I Started to Date an Astronaut...
But We Never Took Off!
I Used to Date a Carpenter...
But He Was Very Walled Off!
We Walked The Mutineers Off the Plank...
For Trying to Make Waves!
I Used to Date a Scientist...
But I Made Him Quite Mad!
I Used to Work In Italy...
But They Gave Me The Boot!
I Used to Race Horses...
But They Always Won!
I Used to Date a Rabbi...
He Was Really a Kippah!
I Drank Beer at the Bowling Alley...
But It Made Me Throw Up!
I'd Write a Witch a Letter...
If I Knew How to Spell!
I Used to Fly a Plane...
But I Couldn't Keep it Up!
I Used to Date an Accountant...
She Was Right on the Money!
We Dressed Up Like Cowboys...
And They Said "What Handsome Chaps!"
I Used to Date a Mathematician...
But He Had Problems!
My Therapist Might Be a Pirate...
He's Really Got Me Pegged!
I Used to Date a Magazine Editor...
But He Had Issues!
I'd Love to be a Tennis Star...
But I Can't Stand All the Racket!
I Used to Walk the Red Carpet...
Before I Rolled Out!
I Had to Dump the Cobbler...
He Just Wasn't My Sole-Mate!
I Used to Date a Typist...
But She Really Pushed My Buttons!
I Used to be Quite Frightened of Elevators...
But That's Another Storey!
I Used to Be a Lumberjack...
Until They Gave Me the Ax!
I Look Terrible In Glasses...
So Put Me On a Plate!
I Spent a Week in Turkey...
Now They Say I Ruined Thanksgiving!
I Spent a Week in Georgia...
She Was Quite Sore Afterwards!
I Used to Be a Gardener...
But I Had to Branch Out!
I Used to Date a Land-lady,
She Kept Me on a Short Lease!
I Used to Date a Cannibal...
But He Found Me Hard to Swallow!
I Used to be a Mountain Climber...
But I Found My Career Peaked!
I Flunked Out of Flight School...
For Getting High When I Was Working!
I Used to be a Paper Boy...
But I Got Ripped Off!
I Used to Date a Tailor...
But He Didn't Suit Me!
I Used to Play Professional Squash...
But I Found I Hit a Wall!
I Used to be a Gymnast...
But I Hit the Bars Too Much!
I used to be a Ballerina...
But I Couldn't See the Point!
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